zaidenblaiden:

cellocutie:

umavelhaalma:

Bae says he’ll be there in 15 minutes
*cleans up the house*
*shaves*
*rubs cocoa butter all over skin*
*puts a little jasmine oil between thighs*
*does hair real quick*
*cooks a meal*
*eats a gallon of pineapples*
*saves the world*
*ends world hunger*
Bae: I’m outside
*opens door*
Bae: what you was up to?
Me: nm just chillen

Why pineapple?

oh

oh hun

(via sleeplessnarcolepsy)

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

ayema-lemmiegetchotumbla:

sweetestchill:

problackgirl:

we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

REAL TALK

!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via sleeplessnarcolepsy)

retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

(via ant0rm)

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

(via sleeplessnarcolepsy)

-Stop Thinking Too Much  (via hay-girl-hay-lesbifriends)

(via bite--me-hard)

-(via hopeful-and-depressed)

(Source: uncacti, via hell-of-an-amen)